The Things I Have Learned Today

With the possible exception of heroin, there is no such thing as a quick fix.

According to Debbie Sundahl author of “Female Ejaculation and the G-Spot”, it is possible for women to suffer from premature ejaculation. This opens a whole new world of inadequacies for women and a whole new thing for men to apologize for during sex.

The Goddess Emily Proctor, portrayer of ballistics Ingénue Calleigh Duquesne, plays poker. Imagine her drawling “Two pair with a Jack high”.

The deep thought of the day comes from Chuck Klosterman. From his recent ruminations in Esquire magazine he offers us this nugget regarding personal responsibility.

“Spurlock criticizes McDonald's for not being up-front about the lack of nutrition in its food. This reminds me of people who sued tobacco companies because nobody told them that inhaling smoke is less healthy than inhaling oxygen. Spurlock also attacks the prevalence of McDonald's advertising campaigns, and he hates the way they target children. This is intriguing, because I remember seeing thousands of "Just Say No" advertisements when I was young, and those didn't seem to take. All those "Got Milk?" ads don't seem to make people crazy for milk, either. Why is it that the only advertising campaigns that work seem to sell bad things that people actually desire? Isn't that a weird coincidence?”

Dr. Melfi says therapy is like childbirth, while Tony says it’s like taking a shit. If they both mean a lot of grunting, straining and cursing, then they are both right.